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Falkirk 0-0 Kilmarnock

Posted by almax on March 29, 2008

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It was a vital game for Falkirk today. Victory would have put them within very close touching distance of a top 6 place, with all the kudos and financial rewards associated with that.

They blew it in fine style, in a match for which the phrase ‘drab goal-less draw’ was invented. Both sides were very lucky to get nil.

Here are the highlights -

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The top photo is of the half-time entertainment, provided in a totally non-sexist way by the luscious ‘News of the World Ace Scorers’ (fnaar, fnaar!!), while the bottom photo is of a rather lovely rainbow that brightened the gloom near the end of the match.

Falkirk were dire today but do I have to add that the referee, Wiliam Collum, had an absolute shocker?

I have been watching professional football regularly for well over 40 years. I sometimes have passed through entire seasons, nay several entire seasons, without seeing a ‘drop-ball’. Today, there were no fewer than 5 ‘drop-balls’. Almost all of these occurred in utterly baffling circumstances where neither the players nor the spectators had a fucking clue what the referee was up to.

The result was fury. Fury of a sort that I haven’t really seen all season. The referee undoubtedly required the police escort which he got off the pitch at the end.

Elsewhere I was pleased to note that Rangers horsed a piss-poor Sellick team. Wee Gordon will not long survive the wrath of the junglies.

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The KKK Took My Baby Away

Posted by almax on March 29, 2008

From Table of Malcontents via Growabrain comes this glamorous 1923 photograph of the fetching babes of the Ku Klux Klan’s Auxilliary Ladies’ Association

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